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If you want someone to believe your lie, add an embarrassing detail about. For example: I was with Randy the whole time.

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Do this to someone: When trying to find something, look right to left how to fuck with your friends of left to right.

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Cover the uhm 'opening' of a toilet with Saran Wrap in such a way that you can't notice it.

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Kinda pull the eyelids out and trap air in then push it out it makes a farty noise.

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Or just walk up to random people and say something completely off the wall, like " I like cookies " or " The voices told me to talk to you " when enough people are staring at you, yell "You all are just jealous the Voices talk to ME!

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When someone's driving really close behind you, use the break.

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But very gently, so that the warning-lights go on. People will hit the brake as hard as possible. You're partly a soulmate of.

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I can clap my hands in a really specific way; I hold my palm facing up to the sky, then jam it forward so my fingers 'clap' against my palm. If I do this with two hands at a time and add in a particular way of walking, I fucm kind of like a lobster.

Doing this at dith moments can mess with people as. Get on their computer and make an image of their desktop with all their icons in place. Then set that image as their desktop and delete or move all their icons.

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Standing by yourself, saying "Stop it! Go to a store and carry around a kitchen knife, bags of ice and plastic garbage bags.